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Sunt intradevar perplex aflind ca multi dintre prietenii mei sunt impotriva construirii unei alte moschei in Toronto. Toleranta ar trebui sa fie scopul fiecarui canadian, indiferent care-i este crezul religios. Si ca un efort de promovare a tolerantei, trebuie sa ingaduim construirea acelei moschei.

Propun de asemenea ca doua cluburi de noapte sa fie deschise alaturi de acea moschee, in felul asta promovind toleranta si in interiorul moscheei. Vom numi unul din cluburi, care va fi pentru homosexuali, „The Turban Cowboy” iar pe celalalt, care va fi un topless bar, il vom numi „You Mecca Me Hot”

Magazinul urmator va trebui sa fie o macelarie specializata in carne de porc si linga, o braserie care sa aibe in menu, porc la gratar si care sa se numeasca „Iraq of Ribs”

Vis-a-vis, peste drum, ar putea fi infiintat un magazin cu lenjerie intima numit „Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret” cu manechine sexi in vitrina, purtind produsele magazinului.

Linga acest magazin de lenjerie, ar fi loc pentru un magazin cu jucarii sexuale, „Koranal Knowledge” cu firma in intermitente lumini de neon si un magazin de bauturi alcoolice numit „Morehammered” (Mai beat)

Toate aceste ii vor incuraja pe  musulmani sa demonstreze toleranta pe care ne-o pretind noua.

Da, trebuie sa promovam toleranta si daca inca n-ati ajuns sa zimbiti citind aceste rinduri, e pentru ca ori sunteti somnorosi, ori pentru ca e mizul noptii pe unde va aflati si trebuie sa va culcati camila.

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Din pacate trebuie sa recunosc faptul ca textul de mai sus nu-mi apartine. Doar titlul si traducerea sunt ale mele. Si dupa cum s-a putut observa, citind textul, nu sunt chiar singurul politically incorrect in aceasta tara.

Jiggs McDonald, un hocheist canadian, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, este autorul acestui text, pe cit de savuros (pentru unii) pe atit de adevarat. Iata si varianta in original:

„I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.

„That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs,
which would be gay, „The Turban Cowboy,” and the other, a topless bar, would
be called „You Mecca Me Hot.”
„Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called „Iraq of Ribs.
„Across the street there could be a lingerie store called „Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,” with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
„Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, „Koranal Knowledge,” its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor
store called „Morehammered.
„All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us.”
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on. And
if you are not laughing or smiling at this point … it is either past your
bedtime, or it’s midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!

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